Evening standard newspaper dating
The bartender's curiosity got the best of him and he asks, "Why is it that every time I tell you the amount you owe you always have the exact change in you pocket?" The man said, "I found a bottle with a genie in it and she granted me 3 wishes.Jack Daniel's makes my pussy sore." *** Monkey A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin.When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together.
The next night, she walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a triple Tequila." He says, "I thought you drank Jack Daniel's." She says, "Not any more.
"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer said. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in ...
Some things you just can't explain." *** To Absent Brothers An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
My first wish was that I always have the exact change in my pocket for anything I buy." The bartender says, "That's a great wish...better than asking for a million dollars. I asked for a chick with long legs and a tight pussy." *** Mixed Drink A girl goes into a bar.
A million dollars will run out but that never will. She says, "Bartender, give me a triple Jack Daniel's." He gives her a triple Jack Daniel's, and she belts it down.
The man replied, "There's a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts lookin' good, I'm headin' home"!